So, here is my version of how the Smith Family's life is.
The story begins with the core Smith family: Father Pollination Technician # 9 Smith; a retired pollination technician from outer space, who decided to give up his former life to live in his favourite planet, Sim-Earth, where he found his spouse, Jenny Smith, a nurse at the Strangetown General Hospital. The two had two children, son Johnny Smith, a visible alien-human hybrid, with glowing green skin like his father's, and daughter Jill Smith, a sweet little girl.

It was Johnny's birthday. He was allowed to invite only two people over. His crush Ophelia and his arch rival, Tank Grunt, after Jill's eager persistant pleads. Johnny was doing the Smutsle and minding his own business, when he saw Tank walking out to the patio. Johnny never wanted any quarrel, not after the infamous fight in front of the Smith house. So he left Tank stuffing himself with the foor Jenny had prepared for the party and went inside.

"Happy birthday, baby!" Ophelia greeted Johnny as he walked into the house. She planted a big smooch on his lips and wouldn't let go until after a long time. "I can't believe you're growing up already," she said quite sadly.

It was time to blow out the candles. Everybody, EVEN TANK, came to cheer for Johnny and he stared at the cake and its several candles.

"I wish to get as far away from Tank as possible," he made his wish and looked at his family. He felt strange, as if his hybrid bones grew older faster than he could keep up and then...

... Johnny was an adult. "Eat dust, dipshit!" he thought to himself while looking at Tank's direction, he definitely wouldn't spend the rest of his life in his childhood house, even though he would miss his parents, his amazing, loving father and beautiful mother, not to forget his sweet little sister.

Johnny enjoyed the last moments of his birthday party, even though Tank's presence made him feel awkward, but he pushed it aside, he wouldn't spend too long in the house, he would be out of there as soon as possible.

Before the party ended, Johnny suggested they all would have a little dance. You'd never imagine the mighty power of the Smutsle!

"I'm gonna miss you," Ophelia whispered before she left and gave Johnny a big hug. "I'm gonna miss you too, sweetie. But i promise to visit you as often as i can, once i get things sorted out," Johnny replied and held Ophelia tight. After all, they'd spent many beautiful moments together and he would cherish them, those fond memories.

Johnny began looking for an apartment as soon as possible. Techie sat next to his son, knowing what he was up to.

"Son, i know you, and i want you to have a great life. So do what you need to do, as long as you will settle down with a decent lady and start a family, one day. After all, i'm not going to be here forever."

Johnny of course listened to his father, but the only decent lady he knew was Ophelia, and she was too young to be with him anymore, she was off-limits now. So the only option was to move out and start his own life from scratch.

Finally Johnny found a good enough apartment and his whole family bid him farewell and promised to visit him soon.

Johnny would leave lots of memories, good and bad, behind. He would miss his family, his friends, his childhood in this house. But he had no other choise but to leave it all behind.

He sat in the taxi and took one last look at the yard, the house that were all he ever knew as home. A slight smile on his face with the good memories in his mind, he shut the car door and off the taxi drove to a distant place, somewhere on the other side of Strangetown.

Techie took the leaving of his son the hardest. Of course Jenny was there for him, what loving wife wouldn't do her best to cheer her husband at the time of need?

"Sweetheart, you didn't lose your son, he just moved out. Don't worry, we'll see him more than you think, i'm sure he will be over so many times that it will feel as if he never moved out," Jenny confirmed Techie while holding him tightly.

On the other hand, they did need some room. It wasn't like they would be having another child, Jenny was getting old.

So obviously it was safe to have woohoo as often as they felt like, as long as Jill was safely up in her room, not hearing the sounds of their everlasting love.

As Jenny fell asleep, Techie thought it would be nice to have a small child in the house, on the other hand. He had his ways, Jenny wouldn't notice, right?

Jill missed her older brother, she dreamed of him at night, knowing he wasn't sleeping behind the wall. She wouldn't hear his gargling snore after 2:30 am, not his sudden cough attacks before 4 am, not the creak of his bed when he turned around not getting any sleep until 7 am.

She did her homework in Johnny's old room, feeling his presence there, thinking he was helping her with the homework. The thing had its ways, she made straight A's, after all.

She put a fake smile on her face when she mounted the school bus and kept it on until 3 pm when she got back home.

The long game sessions of SSX3 never felt the same again without Johnny, there was no one to beat in it, so Jill had to settle for the computer opposer, which she beat even more easily than Johnny. But life had to go on, and soon Jill learned to live without her brother.

A few months later Jenny began feeling really ill. The first thing she thought was that she was pregnant, but that wasn't possible! It wasn't long till her age transition, so she couldn't be pregnant...

So she confronted her husband. "Honey, i've been feeling really ill, it feels like i'm expecting, but it's not possible... is it?"
"Jenny, darling, i have to admit, i have my... fingers in this one. I thought it would be nice to have a little baby in the house again, one last before i pass on to eternity. I didn't want to upset you, i was just missing Johnny so much that i wanted another child," Techie said.
"You should had told me... But no new child would replace Johnny. Sweetie, we never lost him, he lives only half a mile down the road," Jenny replied.
"I know, but.. it can't be aborted anymore, i'm sorry. Please, understand me, honey, it was something that had to be done, one last pollination, i promise," Techie said with a puppydog face. Of course, Jenny couldn't resist that look on the face of his adorable alien hubby.

Soon Jenny began to show. It was a complete and utter shock how fast her belly was growing.

The pregnancy took its toll on Jenny. There wasn't a day spent without her falling asleep face down on her food.

The pregnancy seemed to go on really fast though, so Jenny could handle it, even though she was getting older and her womb not as fruitful as it once was.

But finally the day came. Jenny was relaxing on the bed with Techie, when she felt a horrible pain in her gut. "Techie, sweetheart, it's coming!" she shrieked as she stood up from the bed. Techie had a pleased smirk on his face. The vesper of his loins was about to be delivered into the wonderful Sim-World.
The family was there, Techie and Jill to be exact, to cheer Jenny to go on and push the baby out. Once it was over, an utter silence fell into the room...

The baby looked NOTHING like its parents! It had red hair, dark skin and brown eyes, nothing his parents had!

But still it was Techie and Jenny's baby boy. They named him James. Jenny was utterly happy, she managed to have a vesper before her days of old age.

Techie was happy too, of course. It was the first, and the last time, it seemed, that he had managed to produce a child that had NONE of its parents' features, at least not in its infant state.
Jill on the other hand wasn't as thrilled about the baby...

"My wonderful son, my amazing son..." could be heard from Techie's mouth whenever he held his newborn son. It was as if he'd forgotten his firstborn, Johnny...

Finally it was Jill's birthday!

Johnny couldn't be there, so it was only Jill and her parents. She made a wish..

"I wish to get out of here as soon as possible, like Johnny did. I wish i could be with Johnny right now."

And with a twist and a twirl, Jill grew into her angsty teenage years.

She celebrated it with a makeover, as if anybody would care anyways.

Jill was happy being older, but she felt her parents had completely forgotten Johnny. She felt as if James was made to replace Johnny, and she didn't like it. She didn't like the brat her mother squeezed from between her legs, it was a demon.. a demon her father created for his own pleasure...

Soon after Jill it was James' birthday. Jill wouldn't agree to attend, so it was merely the parents. Techie was overly proud of his vesper, the great wonder of his loins, and it was growing into its toddlerhood.
Jenny blew out the candles for James, so he wouldn't burn his adorable little face, she then threw him up in the air and he transitioned into his toddler days with a splash of confetti. The shock was obvious.

James CLEARLY was Techie's son!
To be continued...
August 27 2006, 01:44:38 UTC 5 years ago